makebreakfastcanon:

hystericalwoman838:

I had to do this.

Mystery solved!

ensommeg:

Torchwood panel at MegaCon 2014

makebreakfastcanon:

A 456 spin off where it just travels around planet to planet seeking out new forms of life wondering which ones will get it high.

makebreakfastcanon:

Needs multiple dicks.

makebreakfastcanon:

Needs multiple dicks.

"Torchpenis: Because 'Touchwood' Wasn't Suggestive Enough"
Anonymous

We just wanted to make sure we could in no way be mistaken for tree fans.

I JUST WATCHED DAY FOUR AND NOW I'M SOBBING. Someone hold me while I cry. I've never cried this hard over a TV show. Not even Doomsday. Or Angels Take Manhattan. Or The Reichenbach Fall. But IANTO! *sobs*

We are holding you with our internet arms.

Just listened to your podcast of From Out of the Rain. I agree, episode made no sense, but it did scare the hell out of me. I'm not a horror movie person, and many Doctor Who episodes have left me petrified, but Torchwood hasn't really ever done that, so I was surprised when I couldn't turn off my light that night without feeling like the Ghost Maker (or whatever the hell his name was) was going to come get me.

If it happens again just picture him falling into a gaping plothole in your floor that opens up whenever he appears just to swallow him and his lack of sense up.

I love your podcast so much! I've just started watching Torchwood about a month or two ago and I'm up to Children of Earth: Day One. Unfortunately, I know no one who watches Torchwood, despite having a few Whovian friends, so I just sit home alone and listen to Torchpenis and die laughing every time. Love you guys!

Awww, thank you. Sorry we bring up dead Ianto every other episode without regard for spoilers. Shit, I just did it again in writing.

We’re also sorry about all the tragic deaths you’ve suffered from laughter. It’s very Torchwood of you though.

fabul0usity:

IF ANYONE EVER DECIDES TO WATCH TORCHWOOD, MAY GOD HELP YOU.